My first move, the one that'll show right away I'm not afraid of being the bringer of major change, will be to enable "Like" on "Like" capabilities. That's right. When someone likes your comment, you'll have the option of going right back in and liking that like. And that "like of the like" will have the interactive flexibility of also being liked.
I will insist that there be no end to the allowed number of "Likes" a single comment can launch.
Now, some party poopers are probably already thinking that if a comment ended up being liked by two compulsively polite people who were simply incapable of not liking back when something they liked got liked, well that could lead to some kind of "Like" hole where those two people were sucked into a never ending cycle of likes. It could end up ruining their lives and much, much more.
But what are the odds of that? I've never noticed any neurotic people on Facebook, but for the sake of argument, let's just say two pathologically insecure people somehow managed to get a Facebook account and then (miraculously!) ended up friending each other. Under those conditions, would we be headed for trouble in the otherwise idyllic social network world? Maybe.
Which is exactly why I plan to encourage even more use of cute animal pictures accompanied by wording that's almost too hilariously perfect.
If you feel inclined to "Like" this post, please know that in my heart, I "Like" you back. I really do.